Ban Low Flow Toilets
I plan on banishing Low Flow Toilets!! They do not save water, It takes like 50 Flushes to get a medium sized turd down for jebus crust sake!! You know what i'm talking about to!!! So Let's Work toget... continue reading »
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"dammit my turds are always so damn long and thick they ALWAYS clog up my damm low flow dammit"
"I shit ALOT, and there big and smelly i h8 it when i cant flush my shits away these toilets should be banned"
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"Low Flow toilets are the work of Saten."
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"I painted my toilet bowl orange so I could watch the Browns play in the Orange Bowl!"
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"BUTT"
"Its a pain in the @ss having to drop the Browns off at the SuperBowl one at a time!"
"DIE YOU"
"I KNOW what you mean!"
"Ah gots tuh take me a whale-sized dump!"
"Builders have installed the ventilation systems which allow them to force gas into the elevators and condominium units, and to use electronic equipment on the population. They have the ability to kill.There has been constant transiant traffic; different p"
"Yes, takes me 10 flushes per poop because they always clog up. They are required by law in California. Glad I moved to Phoenix Arizona (which has much less water than Calif, but no low flow toilet law)."
"G-d wants us to be clean and sanitary, along with our homes. Low flow toilets are disgusting and unsanitary. You end up using more water caused by the repeated flushes."
"By signing this petition i herby aknowledge that i have to much free time."
"No mo' lo' flo'!"
"This petition is ridiculous. I thought that I was looking at an archive for serious petitions. Would the webmaster please delete these joke petitions?"
