Ban Low Flow Toilets

I plan on banishing Low Flow Toilets!! They do not save water, It takes like 50 Flushes to get a medium sized turd down for jebus crust sake!! You know what i'm talking about to!!! So Let's Work toget... continue reading »

200 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (200 total)
126.
Ip D 3 March 2009

"I support this petition"

127.
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"I LOVE TOILETS I LOVE TO DRINK OUT OF THEMI LOVE TOILETS I LOVE TO DRINK OUT OF THEMI LOVE TOILETS I LOVE TO DRINK OUT OF THEMI LOVE TOILETS I LOVE TO DRINK OUT OF THEMI LOVE TOILETS I LOVE TO DRINK OUT OF THEMI LOVE TOILETS I LOVE TO DRINK OUT OF THEMI L"

128.
M C 13 February 2009

"With home well water, all water used enters the ground through the septic tank system and returns purified to the aquifer anyway."

129.
Jonathan M 9 February 2009

"I know what your saying 3 times per wk.I'm having to snake my toto and I'm sick of it.It does not save water."

130.
Bubba 6 February 2009

"toilets forever"

131.
Harry B 21 January 2009

"ban em"

132.
Rondo Choi 11 January 2009

"I support this petition"

133.
Harold P 24 November 2008

"I am completely opposed to this petition. One of the greatest pleasures in life is to launch a nice perfect fattie into the loo and watch it slowly swirl into the abyss. Low flow lets me saviour that oh so short moment much longer than a turbo flush"

134.
Cassie L 17 November 2008

"I support this petition"

135.
Poop Kirby 12 October 2008

"Yeah seriously when I take a crap I dont want to have to take it in parts because my god damn toilet wont flush because some god damn hippy screwed things up by making low flow toilets I HATE GOD DAMN HIPPIES"

136.
Holly Huerta 11 October 2008

"HOW SILLY"

137.
Joe R 23 September 2008

"Who needs them things anyways? I jes take my dumps out in front o' the trailer house. Mah ol' lady don' like it, but that's too bad for her."

138.
Enola G 2 June 2008

"When I let loose my big ass load, it needs some serious vaccum action to leave my castle"

139.
Mike R 17 May 2008

"LOW-FLOW FLUSH VOLUME... Well for the love of God, talk about a self-defeating concept. Instead, why not have toilets with a continuously-variable, user-selectable flush volume? Use only a miniscule one gallon flush for when you've just taken a whiz, two "

140.
Peter A 11 May 2008

"These abominations use way more water since I have to flush them three or four times. More when I have to unplug the toilet and flush it ten times, plus the hot water to clean all the "stuff" off the plunger."

141.
R K 9 May 2008

"whats a toilet??"

142.
Oscar Smellyturdb 17 April 2008

"I just hate scooping out the leftovers after another failed flush!"

143.
Nadine C 13 April 2008

"Right on man!"

144.
Charlene M 3 April 2008

"I support this petition"

145.
Benjamin D 20 March 2008

"This is satanic"

146.
Lisa Sexton 10 March 2008

"Why don't we ban all toilets?"

147.
Flush Odonnell 4 March 2008

"flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush!!!!!flush"

148.
Jay M 10 February 2008

"I hate them too!"

149.
Gaylord Falkerumotherf 9 February 2008

"I love low flow u guys r all WRONG!!!!! hehehehee BTW IM GAY AND SO R ALL U!!!"

150.
Priscilla F 30 January 2008

"I support this petition"

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