Bring Back Drunk Jessie
Recently, the Drunk Jessie myspace page has ceased to exist. We, the undersigned, as inhabitants of Earth, support the existence of the Drunk Jessie myspace account, on the grounds that said course of... continue reading »
"I demand Drunk Jessie to come back or she gets detention!"
"WHAT HAPPENED!! why did you get erased!!?? BRING BACK DRUNK JESSIE!!"
"Screw windows"
"I had a petition to keep my 'stache"
"I'd give up my credit cards to have Drunk Jessie back!"
"Drunk Jessie is excellent"
"Look out below!!!!"
"I'm country!"
"Do it for the children!"
"Without Drunk Jessie, my lightsaber has grown dim......"
"Hey watch my show, why can i not get past captain"
"Use Windows to access Drunk Jessie"
"I will never return because Jessie's Family hates me. Pete I hate you!!!"
"im only doin this out of peer pressure, otherwise i feel singled out"
"Remember the time...oh, of course you dont"
"That will be 20 bucks"
"You thought Jesus Christ, but it's really Jose Cuervo"
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"Long Live Drunk Jessie!"
"Just flying around - thought I'd sign the petition"
"DJ and I go way back"
"Bring back Drunk Jessie, you get extra soy sauce"
"If we get to 50 signatures, I will leave Danny alone and come after Kelly."
