Bring Back Drunk Jessie
Recently, the Drunk Jessie myspace page has ceased to exist. We, the undersigned, as inhabitants of Earth, support the existence of the Drunk Jessie myspace account, on the grounds that said course of... continue reading »
"I know a thing or two about being drunk and embarrassing myself...I want to kiss you"
"If Brew can get 500 signatures, I will go out with him."
"I can't believe its not butter."
"come back"
"Duff Man's mission is to get Drunk Jessie back. Oh YEAH!!"
"Bring Drunk Jessie back!!"
"wasn't this the point of myspace?"
"I got two words for you...C'mon."
"Be nice to her"
"Oh man, Superman was here? I must have missed him"
"I used to play for the pirates - everyone loves pirates"
"So I hear Frenchie backed out - what a liar"
"It'll get you drunk"
"I miss my friend... also, I don't want gonadal cancer. Please come back!!"
"I invented the internet to have Drunk Jessie around"
"I'm the best"
"Just remember, don't race Needles when the opportunity arises."
"Zack Attack!"
