Bring Back Drunk Jessie
Recently, the Drunk Jessie myspace page has ceased to exist. We, the undersigned, as inhabitants of Earth, support the existence of the Drunk Jessie myspace account, on the grounds that said course of... continue reading »
"Steal 2nd!!!!"
"BRING HER BACK!!!!"
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"I can't believe I got fired from the ravens and not the redskins"
"Ho!!!"
"I am not a punk, Drunk Jessie is a punk"
"as the 100th president of the United States, I consider it a travesty to live in a world without Drunk Jessie! She is the foundation of my domestic policy platform, without her, we will plunge into anarchy and chaos! Come back Drunk Jessie!"
"В"
"One must find oneself to find true peace. Drunk Jessie has fund herself and is thus a beacon unto us all."
"Forget AC Slater, I'm the only one you need to sign the petition"
"I like to get drunk and watch Comedy Central"
"do it for the children of namibia"
"What have I done?"
"Baltimore's best beer loves Baltimore's best drunk - Drunk Jessie"
"The camel clutch will break your back and make you humble!"
"Im bringing drunk Jessie back....YEA!"
"Drunk Jessie gets a Pabst Blue Ribbon"
"If I had Drunk Jessie, I'd have been happy"
"Don't make me fire Matthew"
"I have an uncreative name"
"It isnt easy to type with sausage fingers"
