Elf Porn Day Petition
A National Elf Porn Day for Canada and the United States of America. continue reading »
"lol"
"pointy ears turn me on"
"Sounds hot"
"send me elf porn"
"it's about time!"
"w00t?"
"Elf porn 4 life!"
"Sweet!"
"w00t!"
"I support this petition"
"Hee Hee Hee"
"fj"
"I support this petition"
"2547890"
"kill"
"I support this petition"
"My mom is an elf banger, she has to tie a board their ass so she doesn't lose them."
"I support this petition"
"None"
"Cam ta Ireland, the hoome a all the Elves, with pointy ears and loong, firery hair, ar tis an Irishmans life having immortal Arwen as your sex buddy.....sigh."
"I like elves, especially that Elrond"
"I support this petition"
"Not celebrating this day would be as insensitive as anything resembling a wave, anything blue, and things of that nature."
"В"
"It will never live up to Oompa Loompa porn."
