Elf Porn Day Petition
A National Elf Porn Day for Canada and the United States of America. continue reading »
"I love elf chicks. At 50 they look underage but it doesn't make me a pedophile."
"I support this petition"
"Woo!!!"
"I support this petition"
"eysss i shall printit all out"
"i dont know what this is about, but ill support it"
"add some Asian and Black Elves plz"
"OMG SIGN ME UP FOR TEH ELF PORN?!! 1111 I LIEK ELF PORN! BUT NOT AS MUCH AS ZERO 7!!?!!1"
"who wouldn't want elf porn day?"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"OLOLO PWN ELFY PR0n HAREAFHEAROLOLROFLAMO"
"gifv elf p0rn!"
"I love Regan Heagly"
"elf porn rocks"
"hay hay all for elf porn day."
"We must have elf porn....it is important to the the development of our fragile minds..."
"I support this petition"
"wow wow wow"
"I support this petition"
"I really don't want to see garden gnomes or Santa's helpers at all, much less naked. On the other hand, if the elf porn involves Galadriel or Arwen, then I'll put on my robe and wizard hat!"
"I LIEK NAEKD ELF CHIKEIS B/C THAY MAEK MA ITCH WH3R3 I PE.!11!!11!!1!!!!1!!!1 WTF LOL BUT NOT B/C I HAEV 2 PE111!1! WTF LOL"
"i have an elf porn fettish"
"Yeah!"
"elves deserve porn too"
