Elf Porn Day Petition

"Elf's dominate my now cock receptive starhole"

"I really hate elves now,"

"i like elf porn"

"There just isnt enough for my friend's obsession as well as mine"

"I support this petition"

"I LOEV MIDGET PORN"

"(pitch the midget)"

"WOOO!!! Go Elf Porn!!!!!!!!!!! I can't get enough!!"

"I support this petition"

"Finally, a day for people to recognize the sickness that is this addiction."

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"

"Can we have elf bukakke too?"

"Elf pr0n yay!"

"I love porn!!!! Especially elves they make me horny especially galadriel she makes me really horny"

"Elf porn would be cool to wack off to."

"I support this petition"

"=-o"

"yeah, go Elf porn!"

"I support this petition"

"This has to be the funniest petition on the boards."

"ELF PR0N DAY, GET YA CAPS LOCK ON FOR THE LIL PEOPLE o/ I URGE EVERYONE TO PETITION YOUR MOM CAUSE SHE IS ELF PR0NCESS OF TEH UNIVERSE o/ ELFS LIKE CHABBY! Tr00f!"

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"