Elf Porn Day Petition
A National Elf Porn Day for Canada and the United States of America. continue reading »
"booyah"
"As a lobbyist for the ERA (Elvish Rights Activists) I will struggle to provide simple elves with a day in which they can enjoy their longinful desire to participate in the sexual nature of Americans and Canadians, and I will do all in my power to pass thi"
"its so romantic"
"Why wouldn't this be passed?"
"Elf Porn all the way!"
"I support this petition"
"It's magickal"
"I support this petition"
"this rules"
"Mommy....I want Elf Porn....NOW....In USA....Please."
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I love elf porn, the upturned shoes, the pointy ears, i admit, i cant live without it. I've tried the 12 step anti-elf plans but it just doesnt work, I was made for elfs and i support national elf porn day."
"Whoot!"
"В"
"Love that video "The Elf & Ur Mom""
"I support this petition"
"PORNNNNNNNNNNNNN and it has an alf :)"
"good good, im doin good.. hows the kids"
"I support this petition"
"More Drow porn!"
"Awesome"
"ELF PORN FOR ALL! ABORTIONS FOR SOME!"
"I support this petition"
"All the kids at Hogwarts jerk off to Elf Porn!"
