Ellen Feiss Is Hot

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »

900 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (900 total)
26.
Giggedy Knight 17 July 2015

"all night"

27.
Robert Funkyjw 8 July 2015

"Imagine, if you will, that the hottest super model you can imagine is covered with hot sauce, strapped onto a nuclear warhead, and then shot towards the sun. Then the sun EXPLODES. Ellen isn't quite that hot, BUT... she is pretty cute. A/S/L!?!"

28.
Jt Erickson 8 July 2015

"Hells yeah"

29.
Jim K 3 July 2015

"She's a wicked piece of ass and I'd hit it."

30.
Christmas Baker 3 July 2015

"jawohl!"

31.
Soulja B 1 July 2015

"SHE GOT A DONK"

32.
Joey Mcpherson 27 June 2015

"I'd boink her."

33.
David Harrison 23 June 2015

"I'd love to fuck her."

34.
John D 15 June 2015

"I support this petition"

35.
Iam Asturb 10 June 2015

"yes... she is hot"

36.
Jesse S 5 June 2015

"I support this petition"

37.
Susan Nicholson 4 June 2015

"Ellen Feiss can sit on my face with underwear"

38.
Tammer S 1 June 2015

"I support this petition"

39.
Martin Richards 31 May 2015

"I'don't know if she's hot, but she could be one"

40.
Michael B 22 May 2015

"I support this petition"

41.
Mudkipdesudesunigra Merritt 22 May 2015

"I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god."

42.
Cockmonglerhammer Salas 19 May 2015

"Yes, i agree, cockmongler would sign"

43.
Jason Macdonald 16 May 2015

"hawt!"

44.
Matt Davis 14 May 2015

"I support this petition"

45.
Dinosaur Ridingj 14 May 2015

"I'd hit it for your sins ;)"

46.
John Qs 7 May 2015

"I really do wish there was some cute stoner girls like her where i live :("

47.
Torex O 5 May 2015

"She's just awesome!"

48.
Jake Roth 27 April 2015

"shes a hot stonner!!!"

49.
Justin T 25 April 2015

"SHE IS HOT"

50.
Zarah Shannon 15 April 2015

"I support this petition"

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