Ellen Feiss Is Hot

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »

900 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (900 total)
51.
Wulfgang Vonl 26 March 2015

"I want to touch ellen feiss's nookie"

52.
Wewt Combs 21 March 2015

"I'd hit it"

53.
Benjamin Bildeb 17 March 2015

"В"

54.
Steven Sherman 1 March 2015

"She claimed that she wrote a paper on her father's PC and it ate the paper. Originally her dog ate her homework, but since Windows is known to crash (Beep Beep Beep Beep!), it was easier to blame the PC. She claimed it was a good paper and that she had to"

55.
Mopo Wiley 1 March 2015

"BOINK!"

56.
Nicholas M 26 February 2015

":: cough :: Oh dear, I'm going to hell."

57.
Joe Jenkins 26 February 2015

"I support this petition"

58.
Eric E 12 February 2015

"Ellen Feiss is a goddess! www.t-m-p.info"

59.
Yes Yesstonerchicshaveacertaina 2 February 2015

"stnemmoC"

60.
Dylan B 31 January 2015

"yes, she is"

61.
Bobmonkey Huffman 31 January 2015

"9.8 on my PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR-o-metre"

62.
Dave C 30 January 2015

"Beep boop blip bleep bleeeep!"

63.
Alex Duke 22 January 2015

"yeah"

64.
Saka Walsh 22 January 2015

"your damn right she needs a boinking"

65.
Bah Zamora 22 January 2015

"hot like the sun"

66.
Brian Larsen 21 January 2015

"I love a woman who is a deep thinker"

67.
Theppshp Turner 18 January 2015

"apple still sucks"

68.
Josh Weaver 13 January 2015

"w00t!"

69.
Guerrilla Brandt 9 January 2015

"boink her all night long? Sure!"

70.
Pauly W 8 January 2015

"Marry Me Please!!!!!!!!!!!!"

71.
Hans D 5 January 2015

"I support this petition"

72.
Ima P 30 December 2014

"В"

73.
Spike Solomon 30 December 2014

"Yup."

74.
Lubos M 27 December 2014

"Harvard Junior Fellow"

75.
Martin B 24 December 2014

"Hot"

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