Ellen Feiss Is Hot
We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »
"BEEP BEEP BOINK BEEP!"
"So true"
"I support this petition"
"yes, she is hot"
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"MMMmmmm... Elleeeennn"
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"I support this petition"
":))"
"Nooch"
"I'd boink her if she was a boy."
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"I support this petition"
"I'd peer them apples anyday. HOLLA!"
"I support this petition"
"I'd hit it with a stick!"
"Ya Ya She iss fine for shtuping!"
"Oh yes!"
"I hate all of you guys, for reference. You're distracting me from Ellen."
"greets from norway"
"Oh yes, it's so true."
"I would like to zap Ellen Feiss with a scientifically-proven magic petrification ray whilst she is in the shower, nude, thus transforming her into a cute naked teenage marble statue, which I would then put in my living room to improve the aesthetics and e"
"I'm Steve Jobs, and I approve of this message."
"Like, totally."
"ROUST! BOINX ELLEN FEISS!"
