Ellen Feiss Is Hot

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »

900 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (900 total)
176.
Honkey K 4 October 2013

"I'd hit it. Mmm... beeep beeep beep"

177.
Chris Leon 27 September 2013

"damn right"

178.
Ezekial F 19 September 2013

"I support this petition"

179.
Kevin L 17 September 2013

"Hot, yes, and hilarious too!"

180.
Stryiker Hutchinson 14 September 2013

"w00t! Shes HOT! Ill sign my name to that!"

181.
Cleveland S 10 September 2013

"She's already perma-stoned anyway. How hard can it be?!?"

182.
Bradley G 5 September 2013

"I support this petition"

183.
Franz Schaefer 2 September 2013

"I support this petition"

184.
Brian W 2 September 2013

"she's very beautiful in my opinion"

185.
Korranus Leach 27 August 2013

"I'd hit it."

186.
Mikel N 24 August 2013

"I support this petition"

187.
Jeremy L 16 August 2013

"I'd give it to her nice and dirty."

188.
Paul Arroyo 16 August 2013

"It was a really good paper."

189.
Locke Yoder 9 August 2013

"Indeed, Ellen Feiss is hot. She is, if I may say so, one hot stoner chick. Love Ellen. Obey Ellen. Respect Ellen."

190.
Jose C 7 August 2013

"I love this chick. The mad-stoned look and all. *drools*"

191.
Jason Tucker 5 August 2013

"i would wax dat ass till she show me what she workin with!"

192.
Kolyana Brock 5 August 2013

"Rawr"

193.
Patrick Gutierrez 31 July 2013

"yes, i'd do her!"

194.
Gary O 27 July 2013

"I think she's a little too young for me, but still I hope that whomever gets to boink first is chosen by the number of apostrophes in thier name... -G"

195.
Freddy P 24 July 2013

"Come to Butthead..."

196.
Andr Flixdazr 9 July 2013

"She's so damn hot I could cook an egg and some french toast over her and eat the whole thing right away."

197.
Miles Parrish 7 July 2013

"I support this petition"

198.
Rake Lowe 5 July 2013

"[http://www.esm.psu.edu/Faculty/Gray/graphics/movies/Ellen_Feiss2.mov] - alternate ad, new footage!"

199.
Anon Em 2 July 2013

"I support this petition"

200.
Jeremy Ali 29 June 2013

"I support this petition"

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