Ellen Feiss Is Hot

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »

900 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (900 total)
201.
Andrew Lam 28 June 2013

"I support this petition"

202.
Evilfascistbstrd Richmond 25 June 2013

"If she's 15 sure!"

203.
Andrew W 17 June 2013

"Ellen Feiss is so damn hot... I want to boink boink and boink her all night long."

204.
Jimi P 3 June 2013

"В"

205.
Nec Crawford 2 June 2013

"~~"

206.
Raoul D 28 May 2013

"hell yeah she's hot, i'd bang her to no end until the skin wore itself away. funny that they used her name in the ad, makes it easy for any psycho to track her down, rape her, and dump her body in some ravine...not that i would, im just saying"

207.
Theofanis G 23 May 2013

"I support this petition"

208.
Sammo Choi 17 May 2013

"http://www.PetitionOnline.com/kweiss/petition.html"

209.
Reka Mcknight 15 May 2013

"beep !!!"

210.
Stalkerjerry Osborn 13 May 2013

"Ellen is a hottie!"

211.
Zoom Bender 4 May 2013

"HAMMER!!! zOOm me on icq babe!!"

212.
Ig Stephens 4 May 2013

"Right, dude shes pretty cute"

213.
Joe Vega 25 April 2013

"Boink indeed."

214.
Serdar G 25 April 2013

"Hot is an understatement."

215.
Lucy Benitez 20 April 2013

"maybe you'd do ellen, but there is no way in hell she'd do you- bitches!(i love her by the way)"

216.
Dakota C 18 April 2013

"Love ya, babe!"

217.
Miguel C 15 April 2013

"Yes."

218.
Sammo Jefferson 9 April 2013

"Dude, I've said it before in the other petition and have to explain once again in terms you guys might understand: DJ chick = cute ^ -1"

219.
Captain T 9 April 2013

"Ellen gets thirty thousand hits a day. And her website is popular, too."

220.
Richard Wallace 6 April 2013

"I support this petition"

221.
Jacques C 1 April 2013

"Elle est bonne."

222.
Josh I 24 March 2013

"I support this petition"

223.
Hugh Estrada 21 March 2013

"Schwing."

224.
Ben B 16 March 2013

"Very nice. Fu*kin' hilarious too!"

225.
John Hunter 13 March 2013

"shes so hot!"

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