Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times
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"Thank the Lord that somebody has taken the time to acknowledge hatless gophers as great transgressors. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? It is against the law for gophers to be seen hatless in public."
"Huzzah! This is the best petition on this site. Those rascally gophers have been left to frolic, devoid of headwear, in SIN, for too long. Action must be taken. I propose all existing gophers be invited to take part in a headwear amnesty, where they will "
"The hells wrong with these indecent gophers!? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I think gophers should be roasted and beaten with sticks if they don't have the sense to wear hats! THey must wear hats to protect their brains form the controlling r"
"Damn Right they should. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Out of respect."
"Damn gophers better start wearin hats Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because"
"Hell yes, them damn rats have been running around with thier furry little heads bare long enough. Cap the bastards Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because it'll put hair on thier balls. oh never mind, they already have hair on thier balls"
"HATS FOR ALL Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? THEY SHOULD WEAR HATS BECAUSE HATS ARE GOOD"
"poop Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? poop"
"Hahahahahhahahahahahhehehhehehehehehhe Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? no reason,I just signed because thsi petition made me laugh"
"! wtf Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? someone was on crack while writting this potition, gophers wearing hats!!?. what a stupid idea. you all are crack heads"
"They have been getting away with this for too long now... It is time they wear hats like all the other subterannian rodents, like moles and their hard hats. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? For America and the baby Jesus."
"Gophers is DA BEST"
"Yeah maike those rat... er, gopher bastards wear hats Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? gopher are stupidheads"
"Jimmy hats? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Jimmy hats would certainly stifle the gopher breeding movement that's been going on since the 60's."
"Ratify it! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? improve the fasion sense among the animal kingdom"
"R. Gere says what? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Not just any hats, Gophers should wear anti-mind ray aluminum protective beanies. This way the HAARP project will overlook there semi-conductor brains and they can be an invisible spy network, "
