Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times

"yea.... Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because they are cool."

"damn strraight Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? b/c its f*ckin wrong if they dont"

"Finally, a petition to truely make this a God-fearing nation! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Not being made in the image and likeness of God, nakedness in animals can only be the work of Satan. This behavior must be erradicated for the sake of"

"indded and i see that this should be carried out Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? coz its funny"

"Mmmmm... yes, I like hats. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Well, there are no less than 688, and no more than 1645, valid reasons, but I think the main one is to make the chipmunks jealous."

"Thank you for thinking of the gophers!! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? they need to wear hats- if they didn't how would they keep the sun out of their eyes???"

"Damn straight Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? It says so in the bible"

"It is clear that gophers need suspenders Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? oh, hats? Yeah. I guess. Fine."

"GOPHER HAT = GO Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? BECAUSE"

"Here, here! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? It would be KAWAII!"

"Im sexually aroused by golphers in hats, but i like stockings as well Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? It covers their private parts, like their tibbia"

"Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, Thieves, and Lawyers. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Gophers need protection from the sky!"

"And mittens! Don't forget about the mittens!"