Jesus is the Son of God

"Isn't it strange... name one other person (real OR fake) who does nothing but good, and yet is hated/loved so fiercely... strange, isn't it? The name of Jesus, whether you believe in Him or not, stirs up so much in people that you'd swear we were talking "

"jesus is the son of manuel and rosita lopez"

"But may it never be for me to boast, except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified to me, and I to the world. For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision has any strength, nor uncircumcision, but a new creation. And as many as "

"US"

"Jesus jacked off in my mouth today!"

"I love Jesus! *John 3:16*"

"I am a Christian from Seremban, NS, Malaysia"

"Rory, I let Jesus put it in me last night. He's really huge. If you wanna hear more about Him, just call me at 666-666-6666. Praise the Lord."

"Jesus is coming ... IN MY MOUTH!"

"Thank you Jesus for all the suffering you endured to pay for the sins of the world."

"Not to be critical, but it seems that Angel(the series on WB not the magical, imaginary, winged ones) is really nailing Jesus on this one... tough cross to bear, at this point it looks like Buffy has a better chance of a second coming...at least in our li"

"alright now I have a question for all christians... Ok Ok I know that you believe in Only 1 God and that he somehow impregnated a virgin woman and had a son...Ok Ok I got all of that but why if he is a son do you refer to God and Jesus as the same being.."

"I believe what you believe. Jesus is the one."

"Jesus Is my Lord and Savior"

"You can handle MY snake, Rev. Jim-Bob."

"Jesus is your only hope for salvation...BELIEVE"

"Hey everyone! I just popped in to let y'all know that the Rapture took place last week. If you're here reading this, you're one of the damned. Sorry!"