Jesus is the Son of God
I believe in Jesus Christ, God's one and only Son, my one and only Savior. continue reading »
"While God, Jesus, and Mary are having a threesome in heaven, people are killing each other here on earth."
"Jesus is a negro. My great grandparents used to own him."
"Gosh, what's a blumpkin, anyway?"
"Amen"
"Jesus is the son of God"
"why do all these say the undersigned?"
"Cool. I am Christian. ok"
"Yeshua hoo ha-mashiach"
"Pray for me that my huge throbbing boner will go down by Friday."
"If you love my JESUS, then stand up and be counted."
"he truly is, there is no doubt in my mind"
"I also believe in Jesus, but I don't believe he is the son of God. God is almighty, he doesn't need a son. Jesus is "only" a Prophet."
"USA"
"I believe Jesus Christ is my saviour the Son of God and also God"
"Jesus couldn't save his own a**se ..how can he save mine???"
"Just so you know Mr. Potato Head, "Unholy Potato Communion" is when you substitute French Fries and Smirnoff for the bread and wine."
"God's not cumming Kev. He's not even breathing hard."
"HE IS COMING AGAIN-BE READY. JH.3:16"
"Praise God!!! Amen!!!!"
