Jesus is the Son of God

"Fuckin A--the cunt is the fucking shit!"

"Yes, Jesus is risen. Yesterday I woke next to him and discovered he'd made a little tent in the bed."

"so what about adam,isn't he the first god greated,I guess the first god created is supposed to be god's son"

"I've had an erection for more than 4 hours, but I didn't call my doctor."

"I hate jesus and i love satan he rocks"

"May God/Jesus have mercy on the poor souls at this petition"

"PRAISE THE LORD BROTHER.HE IS OUR KING"

"Jesus CHRIST, will you MORONS leave me out of all your petty problems? Holy hell, it's like you people think you're My Dad Himself. I tell you something, I don't give a flying FUCK who you are, as long as you keep your damn mouth shut and go off telling e"

"Lisa Chansler? She's great . . . . for me to Poop On!"

"I'm a drooling retard who doesn't have an original thought. All I can do is quote the Bible."

"Ted McAlister, I take it from your certainty that you personally witnessed this. That means you must be over 2000 years old. Yeah, right."

"AMEN!"

"Likewise, praise be to Robert and Amy DeMarco."

"JESUS IS ALIVE, HE IS THE KING FOREVER!!!!!"

"151 "those who mock, god will mock them" How about you grow a brain? That does not even mean anything."

"Am I committing spudomy if I stick a potato up my vagina?"

"Oh, you who is misguided, may ALLAH guides you to the righteous path : the path of the prophets, Adam, Moases, Issa, and Mohammad; peace be upon all of them. And may the Creator ( ALLAH; glory to him ) shows you th light to save you from the hillfire, whi"

"I love Jesus!"

"jesus was a jew, he didnt want to start a new stupid religion"

"...my boner, that is."

"Without Him we would all be lost."