Jesus is the Son of God
I believe in Jesus Christ, God's one and only Son, my one and only Savior. continue reading »
"Don't worry mom, if I let Jimmy give me a facial I'll be sure to wear my cum bib. That way the dress will stay immaculate."
"JESUS IS FAKE. WAKE UP AND SEE THAT THERE IS NO HISTORICAL EVIDENCE FOR HIM. Let's stop hte murder and death in the name of the "prince of peace""
"Oh yeah Hannibal, bite me!"
"I knocked and the door was opened unto me!!! Thank you, Jesus for saving me and sending me your Holy Spirit!!!"
"I concur"
"No Mr. Potatohead, they're committing spudomy - an "Abomination Unto The Lord""
"by the way, I forgot to mention a friend of mine who needs prayer. She is having trouble right now and is doubting if she should even be alive, so please remember her in your prayers. thank you."
"Well I guess my kid must be the Grandson of God"
"amen!"
"Jesus is what happens when God fukks a nice Jewish girl."
"my lord, my saviour .. i love thee"
"God save the queen!!!"
"Jesus is the messiah"
"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ChristiansOnline/"
"What dorks. If you want to believe in ancient supersticion, fine, but why the hell do you feel the need to proclaim your ritghteousness in a damn internet petition?"
"Truly this is the diarrhea from hell."
"AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes, indeed, Horus is the son of Osiris... I mean Hercule sis the son of Zeus...I mean, well you know what I mean- MYTHOLOGY IS BALONEY!!!"
"Jesus is the only way"
