Jesus is the Son of God
I believe in Jesus Christ, God's one and only Son, my one and only Savior. continue reading »
"Wherever he laid his hat was his home..."
"Even though Jesus has a big dick, Christianity is an abomination."
"JESUS IS MY SON!!"
"God's grace and love is beyond anything that can be found in this world~*"
"Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior. He's forever changed my life."
"John 3:36"
"Peter Koelish, you left your vibrating penis at my house last night."
"John Doe, you weren't supposed to tell anyone we did adult films together. I ought to cast you into the Lake Of Fire(tm) for that!"
"Amen, Jesus Christ is the only Son of God, He is my Savior and He has washed me in His precious blood and taken my sins away, o happy day! Praise God for His love and mercy."
"So do I!!! I belong to Him also! He's my personal Lord and Savior, and means everything to me! Signed: Rad4JC!"
"but i am a vegetarian"
"Jesus Christ is the one and only Lord and Saviour. He's waiting for you with opened arms. He's willing and able to forgive you of all your sins. Turn your life over to him if you haven't done so yet. Don't you want to go back with Him when He comes? I do."
"I totally agree with you. Jesus Chirst changed ,my life like never befroe 2 years ago, and I want to tell the whole world about his goodness!"
"Yes Paul, I'm bent over and waiting for you, hon."
"Just like the Bible says"
"Are you John Doe the porn star?"
"Amen."
"No Lucifer, God is broke and can't elect Bush without your money. In fact poor God is so down and out that he'll do anything for a buck. We actually paid him off last time to rig the Florida election. Thank you Jesus."
"Mr.. Goldstein, et al: I seriously contest your paternity claim. I recall the alleged incident. We were all at a party and Mary got really drunk. As I recall, she made it with every deity in the place. Further, I didn't participate except for a brief inte"
