Jesus is the Son of God

"All this argument, about the believers say you can't prove God doesn't exist and the non-believers you can't prove God exist, when all is said and done, we don't have to prove anything, if God is the almighty one he should prove to us that he exists."

"The truth? Jesus, my brothers and sisters, was a hippie who hung around potsmokers and ho's. I live my life as Jesus did, and my motto is WWJD. What WOULD Jesus do? Nothing because he's DEAD and he ain't comin' back you idiots"

"He is the only true God and He is the only way to the Father and Heaven."

"Hey, I just noticed I got to be signature 666. Cool!"

"Hey another petition about god! All right! I'd like to take a moment to thank all you good little christians for promoting the word of god. Without him, well - I'd be out of a job, and we can't have that, can we? Praise god and thank you for your mandator"

"AMEN!"

"It's about me being the Son of God, Al...sheesh!"

"Jesus Knows AMEN"

"Scott Peterson is the Son of God -- AND he has a bigger dick than Jesus."

"AMEN!!"

"Rock on!!! Jesus is totally awesome and he saved me from so much. God Bless!!!"

"TENNESSEE"

"This is true, all you non-believers should seek Him out"

"mah teachur-momma done larned me that i is rapture reddy . prayze jesus (even if he do ware a dress) ."

"I belive too! I love Jesus and God with all of my heart and I will do anything for them."

"Vinny, are you ready for a ride on my giant ManTool?"