Jesus is the Son of God

"Praise the Lord!"

"... and I also love Jesus. He is so well hung!"

"Hi Resa. I don't know about taking Jesus to school, but I like to have him over to spend the night in my bed. We just like to snuggle - we don't do anything "wrong"."

"When I think about Jesus coming I get a boner."

"AMEN!"

"I "knew" Cody in the Biblical sense back when he was an altar boy."

"SAVE US"

"The Heckmann family can suck my huge throbbing god-sized member."

"What Would Jeffrey Dahmer Do?"

"I may be 12 but I think that Jesus is the savor and is the light of the world(Camp Hopewell RULES!)"

"Signed by a fellow slave of Christ Jesus....."

"IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT JESUS, YOU MUST GO TO THE FOLLOWING LINK: http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/maccoby.htm"

"aiight. first i'd like to say how absurd this petition is. what is it petitioning for anyways? also, for all you who said that jesus was pur creator...wasnt that god? but whatever. thats nothing compared to the ignorance you all show by actually taking th"

"pray for me so my problem would be solve by this friday"

"Hey! I don't have a gambling problem. Why, I'm so sure I don't that I'd be willing to bet on it!"

"God rulez!"

"AMEN!"

"Jesus Christ is King of Kings and Lord of Lords."