Jesus is the Son of God
I believe in Jesus Christ, God's one and only Son, my one and only Savior. continue reading »
"Amen"
"Well Pat, Jesus WOULDN'T be interested in YOUR wanker. As I recall it looks kind of like a penis only smaller."
"I heard Jesus has a big dick!"
"GodBlessAmericaAmen"
"Oh, and I forgot to mention, if you go to church and the priest gives you a blow job you might REALLY like it. And in the spirt of inclusion I might arrogantly add, "Muslims, that goes for you too.""
"I Love my Lord!!"
"Dylan #739, did they like uh have a slave auction to benefit your church youthv group and you like, lost and had to become the Slave Of Jesus Christ or something?"
"I don't really think he's the son of God."
"Yes, Jesus is the only way to have a narrow minded belief that Jesus is the only way."
"GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Jesus is Lord of all."
"No dubts, just trust"
"That Mary is one lying whore. She's just trying to extort child support out of me. That Jesus kid ain't mine, and I'll even take a DNA test to proove it."
"Laughing? Because God has a big one? No, I'd only be laughing if he had a SMALL one. Id' say something really tasteless like "God! It looks just like a penis only smaller!" Then I'd laugh my ass off (I'm kind of curel when it comes to stuff like that)."
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"Amen!"
