Jesus is the Son of God

"J.C. rules!"

"Jesus is coming soon. Right. That's what SHE said..."

"Does every populated planet in the universe have its own Jesus?"

"Well I'm choking MY chicken thinking about Buckey Barnes choking HIS chicken. Join me on the 700 Circle Jerk Club."

"Jesus is the ONLY way."

"Jesus is real,and all the atheists will find out when the rapture comes"

"I pray to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ that all of you people who use profanity, for no reason, and insult the name of the highest and greatest, that he will come into your life somehow, and that you will learn and be baptized for the remission of you"

"Amen"

"who says that jesus is the son of the god, for example if we sad that he was his son, has the christians says. Then there is no human mind can think of killing his son."

"No, actually I did HIM with a strap-on."

"Jesus has a big one."

"I'm a Jew for Jesus."

"You let Jesus do you in the butt?"

"Smite them all you want Jesus H. Christ, but I still have a bigger dick than you!"

"I believe that Jesus is not only the son of god, but a really great fuck. When he slides that hot, holy dick up my ass I get a warm feeling inside that I can't quite place.... yes I can, its his holy semen filling every crevice of my anal cavity."

"Today I sacrificed a goat, then smeared its blood all over myself and sodomized my sister."

"A. Johnson, even though Christians really suck I've never had the vivid fantasy of impaling one on my sword. "God is great". Yeah right, isn't that what the suicide bombers say? The Christian love expressed in your message is just amazing, but then what c"

"All praise and glory to THE MOST HIGH GOD, THE FATHER and THE MIGHTY, MATCHLESS MOST HIGH AND MOST HOLY SON OF GOD, THE REDEEMER, THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT! I LOVE GOD AND JESUS, BOTH WITH ALL MY HEART SOUL AND MIND AND WITH ALL MY STRENGTH!"