Jose Canseco Vs. Herschel Walker

"If this fight were to be approved, I might just toodle on over and scoochy-doo myself into a front row seat."

"The prophet Moroni foresaw this fight centuries ago. Read the book of Mormon to find out who will win!"

"That Canseco is a loser, and a boozer! He is a dirty criminal and has yet to win an MMA fight. I would wager my panties that Walker could mop the floor with him and not even break a sweat!"

"As if Baraka could hook up with someone as hot as me...that goes for Vanseco too."

"it is my verdict that this fight must proceed as scheduled."

"No kidding, I love to store my meat in the Fridge!"

"When, not if, but WHEN this match occurs, it will be the greatest of all time. Let's get this done!"

"let's make it happen$"

"I am chilled to the bone by the thought of Herschell and Jose entangled in a match of Mortal Kombat!"

"If this fight doesn't go down soon, I'll be sending in the SWAT team to UFC and it will bring a whole new meaning to the term "Strike Force.""

"This fight make me very happy. Better than Fantasy Mission Force, Rumble in the Bronx, Rumble in Hong Kong, The Drunken Master, Shanghai Knights, The Tuxedo, To Kill With Intrigue, Fists of Unicorn, Fists of the Double K, Countdown to Kung Fu, Spiritual K"

"Maybe the only way the Fridge is gonna get around to booking this fight is if someone strips him of his status as undefeated undisputed Infinity World Heavyweight MMA Champion. I could be the one to take him down!"

"please do this"

"Ive been waiting for this fight my whole life!"

"I think this would be a great fight and maybe Jose Canseco could shut Walker's big mouth up once and for all."

"Let's get this started!"

"Herschel is no match for Jose's Gracie Jiu-Jitsu"

"Why are people always confusing me with Bob Sagat...though I bet even he could beat up that lame-o Herschell Walker"

"thefridgeisahomo"

"Yo, you'd have to have the mind of a lunatic to not want to see this awesome matchup."

"Hell Yeah!!"