Jose Canseco Vs. Herschel Walker

"Things were so hot. I put my popsickle in The Fridge, but it melted anyway."

"Yo, I like collard greens and watermelon, oh and grape soda, but i wanted to play basketball, had no skills so now i rappin...still dont got skills, but plenty bank roll."

"Let's finish this!"

"wu fong kung fu chin nip jung li wang hung dong Canseco."

"I did Mincey! She said I was her first!"

"Down with Canseco! Down with MEGDA! When will white people learn that they are so much less evolved than the master race. Walker will win with one hand tied behind his back while eating watermelon."

"lets do this"

"Vanseco is so dumb"

"No Way! Mincey said that I was her first!"

"Why the hell not? If you're going to let Wlker fight some scrub, at least let it be another sports player of old."

"My name's Derek Jeter. I have a small peter. When I go to work, I always wear a wife beater"

"I had some great wrestling names. First, the 123 Kid, then Syxx, then my most famous character, X-Pac, who I suppose became a little obscure once Degeneration X folded, but hey, at least I got to spend one night in Chyna."

"America faces a true crisis, and since the politicians are determined to overlook the plan i have formulated to fix the crisis of spending, military imbalance, healthcare, and disparity between import/export in manufacturing, the endorsement and promotion"

"mma is a sport and one of mma's purpose it to entertain. so if someone wants to fight and people would watch the fight let it happen. it would entertain me. i have been a fan since the beginning. i appreciate the art and skill of fighters, but that does n"

"you know, some people would be ashamed to have impregnated their half sister, but every time I think of Canseco and Walker, I say we get it on! Let's do this!"

"I think Vanseco would win in a BJ contest with Walker"

"I'm too beautiful to sign this petition"

"finally, someone understands me! MEGDA is the most compassionate government in the universe. They would never force someone to give up their life work based on irrelevant observations and opinions."