Jose Canseco Vs. Herschel Walker

"Yeah, we gotta do this fight like a GO!"

"People will watch."

"The only way Canseco could beat Walker is if he hits him with a dutch oven in bed...I would know."

"Yeah baby, you wont regret this! I'm gonna wine and dine you and dig you out like you aint never been done before! Gimme your email so we can get it on!"

"OK, i have to gush, Grew up on Jose Canseco hitting balls and stuff. Have to say that Canseco would rock in a fight. He has a bat. All Hershey Walker has are some chocolate bars."

"yay!"

"Let's make it happen."

"Herschell Walker is the chosen one"

"jose will prove he's no joke."

"Please promote this epic fight, and dont forget to plant osage orange trees throughout your local community. They make a good hedge row and habitat for birds, squirrels, and illegal immigrants."

"I think Canseco is going to knock the smurf out of Walker in this fight, and when he's done, he'll come to my village and get smurfed all night long."

"let's do this"

"I can't wait for this to happen!"

"Canseco vs. Walker would be a hole in one! Let's do this!"

"Um Vince, Fridge, I left the WWE as of February 4, 2008, why would you guys be talking about setting up a rematch against Cena? Are you on crack, fools?"

"Dude, no fair! I am supposed to be signature #169, because i am number one at sixty-nine. Sweet! Xavier, you and your mutant academy have some major repurcussions heading your way"

"Walker needs a mustache"

"Save Russian Jews of Something Awful"

"im really interested in this fight. could you get me more information? You can put it in my mailbox"