Jose Canseco Vs. Herschel Walker

"Gabriel, those photos wouldn't happen to have anything to do with the voodoo murders, would they?"

"Strikeforce make it happen"

"That's right, Fridge! Next time you come to America, you better bring that Infinity Heavyweight MMA Championship belt with you, because you won't be leaving with it!"

"My name's James Monroe and I'm here to say. The Fridge lost my rap but he is not gay. He's irresponsible so I have to say, I'm the 5th President of the USA."

"The only thing that has gotten me through the past ten years was the hope of someday seeing my two favorite professional sports stars beat each other up in an MMA fight"

"This would be pretty entertaining to watch..."

"makeithappen!!!"

"Herschell Walker and the Mountie have a lot in common, they always get their man!"

"get over here! Sign this petition!"

"Be quiet, Logan. Nobody wants to hear you. Try going to a tar pit, a cesspool, or Michigan, where people like you are appreciated."

"this match is so exciting, I took a dump"

"a sekey madoule is an important artifact used in voodoo rituals."

"I would put my life savings on Walker in the fight."

"down with MEGDA! You know that i bank with the Ferengi nation and voted for Romney while listening to Biggie and dissing 2Pac. Eastside rap and football forever! Me and Trowell are friends 4 life."

"Have I ever provided commentary for a match as exciting as the great Jose Canseco to meet the eclectic Herschell Walker?"

"I would do a naked sand dance to see this fight"

"what a good match"

"Let's make this happen"

"if i sign this petition can i get Kim's mom's phone number?"

"What did you mean when you said "Cabrit Sans Cor?""

"Hey, I'm the only REAL hot cop. No gay necrophile is going to trump my signature on this awesome petition. Coker, if you don't approve this fight, I'll put you behind bars and you'll never be welcome in Marblehead again!"