Jose Canseco Vs. Herschel Walker

"Taco taco! Me gusta burrito y gordita y quesadilla. Walker es stupido."

"I'm less interested in seeing who would win a fight than in finding out whether Canseco or Walker is more of a Macho Man!"

"Greetings Earthlings, we of the Ferengi are very enthusiastic to promote this fight, but for us to help you make it happen, we will need additional funds. Please go to FerengiNation.gov to contribute your monetary resources to our...attempt to book this f"

"get it on"

"Make this happen!!!"

"SHut up guys. Just because i still love Jose Canseco doesnt make me a poopypantshead!"

"twitter.com/cansecorookie"

"My name’s Abe Lincoln and I’m here to say. I’m a Bible thumping Christian so you know I’m not gay. I’m a soldier of the Lord and I stray far from the dark. Still I like rap/metal and my favorite’s Linkin Park. Was born in the geto of Hardin Co., Kentucky."

"Your petition will fail! I am rallying all the Mormons and you can count that none of us will ever sign this petition! Salt Lake City declares war on MEGDA."

"canseco is interesting/deserves a shot as much as walker"

"hmmm, Walker vs Canseco, that might make a good video game!"

"if we can't get enough signatures to make this fight happen, maybe Walker and Canseco can star in a porno together!"

"I still want to see this fight"

"I'd like to see Hershel Walker fight badly enough that i might just get up off this dock of the bay and go into the city!"

"Canseco's only hope of winning is to hit the Brown Note."

"This fight is the only logical direction for MMA to evolve"

"let's get this done!"

"Do it!"

"lets see it"

"I love to play the didgeridoo!"