Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
451.
Ken Leon 1 April 2007

"Obesity is not a disease any more than being addicted to cigarettes. If you're fat, lose weight, and don't show any of your disgusting flesh until the bits you want to show are flat."

452.
Amanda Jacobson 17 March 2007

"I support this petition"

453.
Emilie Medina 17 March 2007

"I think this is a wonderful idea"

454.
John T 16 March 2007

"I support this petition"

455.
Lucas W 13 March 2007

"В"

456.
Meeta Graham 3 March 2007

"I was once fat, but lost weight with the below web site, being fat is hard just like being small or thin"

457.
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"make me thin"

458.
Gretchen Bishop 28 February 2007

"the fat would starve before it ran after anything. Like the fat is going to move. Give me a rifle."

459.
John F 26 February 2007

"As a former fat person, I endorse this bill and would like to see it signed into law. You might think that I would have sympathy for fat people, having been one myself, but now that I am trim and beautiful, I see what disgusting messes these people truly "

460.
Terri Moore 23 February 2007

"Chris is a fat wanker and cant talk cuz hes fat :P"

461.
N Maynard 17 February 2007

"YES"

462.
Jeremy B 26 January 2007

"Fat people suck!"

463.
Rachel Molina 17 January 2007

"my dad is overweight and has been for a while. do you think i like watching him get bigger and bigger?do you think i feel great whenever i encourage him to eat better and exercise,and he pushes me away,telling me to be quiet thats enough rachel? NO. i fee"

464.
Ma Sandoval 7 January 2007

"I support this petition"

465.
Frankie Anderson 26 December 2006

"fatso"

466.
Charlie Rodgers 23 December 2006

"I support this petition"

467.
Joshiwu Zamora 21 December 2006

"WOO!!!"

468.
Brian O 13 December 2006

"down with fatties"

469.
Vise Griffith 11 December 2006

"i'll agree to that"

470.
Alvin T 8 December 2006

"Fat people smell bad"

471.
Matt Benson 1 December 2006

"f*ckin fat*ss b*stards eat c*ck....and sh*t....and cake....and pie.....and cookies...and lard....and pork.....and chicken....and"

472.
Tom Russell 30 November 2006

"hate fat people"

473.
Carl B 29 November 2006

"I hate fat people, they are disgusting to look at and should be put on there own island away from normal people!"

474.
Teri Rodgers 26 November 2006

"If being fat was just a choice don't you think there would be no fat people. Nobody likes being fat, believe me."

475.
Samantha Wolfe 25 November 2006

"I WILL PRAY FOR YOU CAUSE GOD WILL JUDGE YOU ONE DAY, FOR JUDGING FAT PEOPLE......WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVERRRRRRR BEEEEEE.....EAT THAT A WHILE"

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