Monkeys for All!!
Dear Americans,Have you ever gotten bored with your dog or cat? Did you ever wish you had a pet that could hold your beer for you? Maybe even light your cigarettes? The answer to this is, of course, a... continue reading »
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"can monkeys wear explosive belts?"
"Sometimes I like big red monkey butts in my face"
"Never spank a monkey in public!!!!!!"
"bonobo monkeys have sex all day, are these monkeys included?"
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"Josh is already a monkey i duno what hes talking about??????"
"Damn the man who takes away my right to a monkey! After all I've gone through it seems only fitting I should have my pet monkey! NRA FOREVER! -'Bright Eyes'"
"gay people piss me off."
"i agree"
"i duno what this site is about but all of u are monkeys!"
"MAKE IT POSSIBLE!"
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"i love ur monkey josh"
"i believe that it is every kids dream to have a monkey. i know that it is mine. i kow that if i find a monkey i wont be able to afford it. so i believe that this is a great idea. i would buy 3 monkeys at 24.99"
"surely no-one's realised that dubya actually *is* a monkey?"
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"Monkeys rule!! But chimps are better... hence : www.mrchimpy.co.uk!"
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"President Bush - your very (very) close affinity to monkeys must surely make this a matter close to your heart. What if Cheney didn't own you? Who would change your monkey diaper and who would keep the banana tree full in the oval office? If Cheny didn't "
"You'll get my monkey when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."
