Monkeys for All!!
Dear Americans,Have you ever gotten bored with your dog or cat? Did you ever wish you had a pet that could hold your beer for you? Maybe even light your cigarettes? The answer to this is, of course, a... continue reading »
"I love monkeys!!"
"MUNNNKAH"
"I had friends who had a little monkey. It was cute, but liked to fling shit at you. Monkey thought it was hilarious; we weren't amused."
"Dear God, why cant we just have our monkeys?!"
"It is my firm belief that you can train a monkey to do anything!"
"I want a white faced monkey"
"We need monkeys!!!!!!"
"monkeys 4 life!"
"MONKEYS KICK ASS!!YAY!!LEAFS SUCK@"
"monkeys R SOOOO smart. www.monkeymofo.com"
"I support this petition"
"We all could use monkeys, so why not? As long as we learn from the Planet of the Apes and nothing gets out of hand."
"I support this petition"
"I like Monkeys"
"I support this petition"
"As an animal lover, I am saddened at this clearly "red state" ignorance! The noble monkey-our nearest relative, dare i say cousin? should be free. Not locked in some hideous doublewide, holding some Bush voter's cancer causing cigarettes! Disgusting. Let "
"Monkeys are great pets!"
"I would like to own my pet monkey like Ross did on Friends during season 1! Why can't real life be more like TV?"
"come on GWB, i KNOW you want someone to crack your beers"
"can humans have sex with monkeys?"
"MONKEYS RULE!!!!!!"
"I support this petition"
"Give me my monkey!!!!"
"monkeys for all"
"Maybe if I had I monkey I could screw it instead of the country."
