Monkeys for All!!
Dear Americans,Have you ever gotten bored with your dog or cat? Did you ever wish you had a pet that could hold your beer for you? Maybe even light your cigarettes? The answer to this is, of course, a... continue reading »
"I support this petition"
"Monkeys are funny."
"MoNkEyS kIcK aSs!!!"
"I want me monkey"
"I want a monkey, dammit!"
"I saw a monkey once. It threw something out of a tree. If I could get one to fight squirrels, I would want it. Or if it could open twisty-cap beer bottles. With it's teeth. And then throw them at the squirrels."
"I support this petition"
"not that i p[ersonally want a monkey, i barely have time to take care of myself. however, those who wish to play with monkeys should be able to do so."
"I support this petition"
"its vey hot and so are u and i wanna yeah u all night long"
"where can u find a monkey with a concave head to rest my beer"
"I support this petition"
"I want a monkey!"
"I want a monkey!"
"MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY... DADDY I WANT A MONKEY AND I WANT IT NOW!!!"
"Monkeys like me"
"I was just wondering if spankying your monkey in public would be looked down upon."
"GOOOO MONKEYS!!!"
"monkeys rule"
"i love monkeys"
"Dudes touching wangs"
"NO"
"I'd teach my monkey to say "Go F*** Yourself""
"that dude is messed up"
"I support this petition"
