Orgasm Warning Labels for the Will Balance Board
The danger presented by the Wii Balance Board to female gamers, as evidenced by the case of a 24-year-old woman from the UK who was turned into a raging nymphomaniac after she slipped and fell off the... continue reading »
"i told you this thing was bad for you"
"So that's what happened to my ex-girlfriend! It all makes sense now!"
"Badly Needed Warning!"
"This issue must be adressed"
"You might've told me this sooner. I've been vadgaculating all week. www.madgesvadge.com/blog"
"Definatly"
"Shocking! A Travesty! *falls into Daily Mail coma*"
"Nintendo should be careful about orgasms."
"I wholeheartedly agree. Constant orgasms are serious business."
"Obviously, this is just another plot in the ongoing campaign by the videogame industry to corrupt our youth. First they turned everyone into violent murderers, and now they're turning everyone into crazed sex-addicts. I hear Nintendo's next console will c"
"DO IT NINTENDO!"
"I approve of this product and/or service."
"I for one find it disgraceful that Nintendo would continue to market the balance board without warning its users of the possible risk associated"
"This is a very serious matter"
"I think it is outragious that the public aren't aware of the risks whilst using this perpiheral for the wii, which is supposedly a"Family" console!"
"hellz ya"