Orgasm Warning Labels for the Will Balance Board

The danger presented by the Wii Balance Board to female gamers, as evidenced by the case of a 24-year-old woman from the UK who was turned into a raging nymphomaniac after she slipped and fell off the... continue reading »

150 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (150 total)
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Jonas Leach 27 October 2010
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Rob L 21 August 2010
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Some Peoplecallmethespacec 21 July 2010

"This is a tragedy!"

54.
Michael T 1 June 2010

"This is an issue of serious concern, if Nintendo don't act men could potentially become useless."

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Michael F 25 March 2010
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Brandon P 21 February 2010
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Harold K 25 January 2010

"This is a serious concern that should be addressed to prevent future incidents. I would hope that any reputable company would take precautions, especially after such a sad situation really did occur."

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Charles B 21 December 2009

"It can only improve sales."

59.
Mart Guerrero 14 December 2009

"That poor girl is ruined for life now. Please sent me her adress so I can "comfort" her."

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Trivun L 13 December 2009

"Read about this on the Escapist News Room, and fully support this petition :D"

61.
Will Bridges 5 November 2009
62.
Malcolm L 4 November 2009

"Its immoral to ship a product that is this sexist....:)"

63.
Rupert H 25 October 2009

"It's true ^^"

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Aaron B 29 August 2009
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Rhys Livingston 9 August 2009
66.
Dead Mclaughlin 3 July 2009

"yeah, paint it with woarnings so it will look cool"

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Leigh J 29 June 2009
68.
J Petty 19 June 2009

"I support this."

69.
Kevin N 10 June 2009
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Thefacelessone Joyce 31 March 2009

"WII TENIS - Don't stick that remove in your..."

71.
Howard N 19 February 2009
72.
Holli S 24 December 2008

"Seriously ... I am afraid to use my Wii Balance board now ..."

73.
Robert S 29 November 2008
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Sam C 24 October 2008

"I hope that justice is brought through swiftly by the arrival of this new labelling."

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John J 28 September 2008

"This is not safe!"

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