Prayers to Satan in schools.

Prayer to the almighty dark lord has been largely ignored in schools. it is time that we move away from christian prayer, and get into better more satanic prayers. Live vergin sacrifices should also b... continue reading »

800 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (800 total)
51.
Daniel M 14 September 2015

"Satan loves you (yes, in /that/ way)"

52.
Lucifer Acosta 11 September 2015

"I hate satan he is not nice'n stuff he is all I hate god!!!!" he is not nice hes mean mean**starts thinking of molesting little boys and masterbates hard** I WANA BE A PRIEST TO DADDY!!!!!!"

53.
Natas Phelps 9 September 2015

"NatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatasNatas"

54.
See H 7 September 2015

"SEE http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs1/petition.html"

55.
Cthulhu Dean 6 September 2015

"Worship me! All must worship me! Bwaaa Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

56.
Peter W 3 September 2015

"Don't like the idea of sacrifices, but think the dark lord should be appreciated more"

57.
Darcy B 30 August 2015

"your too cool"

58.
Ivyarah Tran 30 August 2015

"Okay, Peter McDoodle, enough. Satan is evil and makes us sin against our creater and the one who loves us the most~God. Go to hell and give your precious satan a blow job."

59.
Kevin C 29 August 2015

"I'm not sure whether it's funny or scary that Christians can't tell this is a joke."

60.
Billie J 29 August 2015

"DNA FOR BROWN-http://www.webspawner.com/users/dnaorbrown"

61.
Cody D 27 August 2015

"Hail satan"

62.
Jesus C 27 August 2015

"Yeah, I think the dark lord goes unpraised too often in federal institutions. It's always 'God this' and 'God that', but when is it Lucifer's time? When does Satan get his chance? It's a conspiracy and shit . . ."

63.
Wocah Diaz 24 August 2015

"treu norwegian blakc metal forever"

64.
Luviecris S 22 August 2015

"instead of glory be, blah. blah. blah."

65.
Tristan A 22 August 2015

"i am satan"

66.
John M 18 August 2015

"I support this petition"

67.
Johnny S 14 August 2015

"good idea"

68.
Hail S 14 August 2015

"you ALL need jesus... badly..... I have found jesus..... HES IN MY PANTS"

69.
Matt Johns 12 August 2015

"people should know more about this religion"

70.
Erin M 11 August 2015

"I support this petition"

71.
Lild 11 August 2015

"Hey, freedom of expression & exposing youth to different ideas...sounds great to us!"

72.
Bruce C 7 August 2015

"Finally, a religion I can get my teeth around!"

73.
Anonymous Price 6 August 2015

"What the heck is wrong with you? I'm signing but only so i can give a bad comment."

74.
Mario Blankenship 4 August 2015

"dunno"

75.
Lana B 3 August 2015

"If we can pray for God, we should be able to pray for Satan"

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