Prayers to Satan in schools.

Prayer to the almighty dark lord has been largely ignored in schools. it is time that we move away from christian prayer, and get into better more satanic prayers. Live vergin sacrifices should also b... continue reading »

800 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (800 total)
76.
The Doddm 3 August 2015

"Right on brutha man, keep spittin' dat fire an brimstone homez."

77.
Sean S 2 August 2015

"Freedom of religion."

78.
Reza Friedman 1 August 2015

"pray satan"

79.
Tony N 31 July 2015

"Help us reintstate religion in schools."

80.
Tamara F 29 July 2015

"I fucking agree with you man!"

81.
Wesley N 29 July 2015

"В"

82.
Muhammad Thep 29 July 2015

"Allah is satan so when you pray to Satan use the name Allah. Now, if the teacher wants to he can channel me so I can get some action, if you know what I mean. ;)"

83.
Casey A 28 July 2015

"I support this petition"

84.
Peter Paulm 27 July 2015

"I like to stick my finger in my ass then smell it."

85.
Yhwh Isevilandsoisa 25 July 2015

"it's already a part of the religious community: ever hear of Hasidic Judaism and the blood libel? By upholding satanism, youre only perpetuating Judaism, Islam and Christianity."

86.
Camperzin Beck 25 July 2015

"I support this petition"

87.
Ariel S 22 July 2015

"Finally someone reconizes Santanism as something more then just a medievil neanderthal B.S. way to control the population. Bow to your dark lord mofo."

88.
Satan Harmon 21 July 2015

"I am truly touched by what all of my disciples have to say here tonight. But let me lend a little brevity to this petition and say "I LOVE TO SMELL YOUR BURNING FLESH, MY SWEET CHILDREN!" Thank you, I'll be here all night."

89.
Evan S 21 July 2015

"I support this petition"

90.
Christian Bass 19 July 2015

"Even if you've signed this petition..JESUS LOVES YOU! GOD BLESS."

91.
Durgee Marshall 19 July 2015

"Hey "C", what, exactly are "loosers". I think it might mean "sad, lonely assholes who criticize typos but can't even spell the word 'losers' correctly." Youre a coward and a pee-pee toucher. You're so sad that the jocks bypass the Goths to kick your ass. "

92.
Rob Turner 17 July 2015

"Hell yeah"

93.
Zack Mercer 13 July 2015

"hail satan"

94.
Will S 13 July 2015

"Sounds like a positive and inspiring start to the day. I feel it would increase consentration levels very highly and do wonders for class discipline. An altogether flawless plan"

95.
Buddha Bowman 13 July 2015

"satans my bi*ch"

96.
Kevin Huangneversphdcubr 12 July 2015

"These people make Jack the Ripper look like a pedicurist. One more stupid fat white man, one more stupid fat Scientologist, one more stupid fat Nazi. If he doesn't like America, why doesn't he get on the plane and get the hell out!!! He is not wanted in A"

97.
Danielle Z 11 July 2015

"lol yea this will never happen but go for it"

98.
Trevor Hicks 8 July 2015

"if satan was real that would suggest god was real, but I sure would like to see pentograms in school"

99.
Junaid K 8 July 2015

"I support this petition"

100.
Valerie N 7 July 2015

"I'd be most happy to volunteer as Satanic Altar!"

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