Put Tony Womack Out Of Our Misery
We, the undersigned baseball fans, hereby request that Anthony Darrell "Tony" Womack be immediately removed from the lineup of the New York Yankees Baseball Club of the American League, and be either... continue reading »
"I support this petition"
"PLEASE!!!"
"Note: Only works when packaged with me"
"Is Tony Womack the new Pat Kelly?"
"Maybe I can get my old job back"
"I support this petition"
"At least bat him 9th."
"No Mo' Wo'!! No Mo' Wo'!!"
"Geez, this guy sucks more than i did"
"Haha... the jokes on you.. i'm batting in the 2 spot again tonight!!!!! muuuhahahah"
"we beg this of you ..."
"Obviously you whiners have failed to perceive my masterful strategy: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Tony Womack hit that legendary single against us in 2001! Jaret Wright handled us in 1997! And I'm about to replace Robinson Cano with B"
"Am I really that important? Everyone seems to say what i'm thinking!"
"В"
"Hey Tony, take Giambi with you."
"Please"
"Wait, why do I keep signing this thing? Oh, yeah, because if the Yankees get rid of me I will immediately start batting .315 and also throw a couple complete games. Get rid of me! Get rid of me!"
"Please fire this guy. I'm ashamed to even have the same last name as this clown."
"No one sucks as bad as Tony Womack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, you ought to know by now..."
"It's times like these I'm glad I only have one eye. Womack only looks half as horrendous to me."
"You know you like the World War I fighter pilot mustache. Im awesome"
"Jeez, I'd lay odds that I could hit better..."
"get rite of this headache"
"Hey, Womack! Would you like to take a swim in my pool?"
"I support this petition"
