Put Tony Womack Out Of Our Misery
We, the undersigned baseball fans, hereby request that Anthony Darrell "Tony" Womack be immediately removed from the lineup of the New York Yankees Baseball Club of the American League, and be either... continue reading »
"Tony's colder than me right now"
"*Pulls stick out of ass and beats Womack with it* I'm so conceited I think no Yankee fans could possibly dislike me."
"I'm still drunk and I know Tony Womack sucks."
"*Drops a deuce in laundry basket and runs*"
"Haha! You guys are stuck with Womack! Sox for life! *Chugs 6 bottles of vodka*"
"He's a booger eating moron!"
"Even I beat Womack out of a job"
"You losers need to get lives or go find a new hobby. You take baseball too seriously."
"Even *I'm* better than him ;p"
"I was told I would get $100 to sign this. Where is my money?"
"Pretty Please."
"If Christian Guzman didn't exist, Tony Womack would be the worst player in MLB."
"CANOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I support this petition"
"Get rid of....JESUS CHRIST!"
"He is useless.....Enough said..."
"we love Tony!"
"Tony Womack sucks!"
"It's nothing personal, just business"
"I masterbate to thoughts of Derek Jeter"
"I support this petition"
"I can still play."
"You think I'm slow just because I'm Mexican?"
"Penis is my favorite side dish. Anal matter tastes best though"
"Get rid of him"
