Re-name The Rangers training complex at Auchenhowie

"Name it after me, go on. Me and the boys need somewhere to race our lawnmowers"

"just tried to pay Ally's tick up front at Lona's Cafe on Broomloan Road, but i cannae find me wallet. Think it's been nicked, gonnae hae toae cancel ma caerds"

""If you stop telling the truth about us, we'll stop telling lies about you" Centre of Scottish Thuggery."

"The Shchool for shamelesh tax dodgersh and wife beatersh.."

"I'm pyoor ragin"

"I'm 96.342896\% certain that it'll not be named after David Healy"

"Did Walter Smith Return From Canoe Trip With Fat Sally"

"If yous don't stoap plashing aboot we'll take oot an injunction and get t'internet closed doon. You is a wee filius nullius so yar."

"The front loaded warchest."

"The Centre of Skid Mark Excellence."

"The International Rangers Academy"

"you timmys are an disgrace, the raingurz centre of bigotry it shall remain!"

"Flash Gordons Alive !!"

"Does anyone have that slippery wee weasel Whytes number? He's legged it again and left me to clean up the mess. I wouldn't mind but I've got a massive pie in the fridge and Sue's invited me around to play hide to sausage. Hide it? I'm gonnae eat it, the c"

"GrandMaster Sucks king billy's boabie, School for hurting hun gay kids."

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"I support this petition"

"I first was contacted by Torbet when he had a young Jimmy Somerville at his place, both of us went round and gently fisted each other until Jimmy was on top of us with a frozen joby dil-do and we both sooked the stool slammer until he came on us."

"Poundland. Everything a pound. War dodgers arena. Bill struth rowing club."

"I miss Trev so much. Name it after him. Please? I miss how he hings oot ma Erchie xx"

"Rename it Tina's Fishy Flaps."

"The new owners should name it HMRC Centre One."

"call it 'get tae fook ya bstard'"

"John Fleck better than Messi training centre"