Re-name The Rangers training complex at Auchenhowie

"Mein kampf"

"'The Whyte Elephant'"

"The Fat Paul Le Guens Pie n Bigotory Dome."

"The conveyor belt bowl"

"We should have a minutes silence to remember the minutes silence to remember the minutes silence of the second and third Ibrox great stairway 13 Tradegy."

"Adam Gethen's Folly"

"A big jobby right oan the heid."

"Not bloody likely. Keep it as it is."

"I propose the players & management hold a 15 minute silence before every training session, that we plant poppies wherever the grass has worn down (or been given to Canadians) and rename it Flanders Field, in honour of our heroes and to remind us what "

"Buzzin on carbs n egg rolls wi broon sauce. Craigy boy just covered ma tick n am makin shoor av got enuf rolls to last me the walk bk to ibrox. wee naisys wantin 32 cheese burgers but the fat wee plum cn sort his own tick oot"

"Will it not just be renamed again by whomever the administrative receiver sells it to?"

"It should be named "The Govan Shipyard" in honour of the Rangers supporting heroic generation that hid in the shipyard during WW2."

"Al Qaeda Centre of excellence in honour of all the Heroes Rangers FC killed."

"The Boyne Rehabilitation Centre for Skint Motherwell supporting Billionaires"

"I'm actually a Celtic fan from Cork."

"The Methodrome"

"Richard and Kirstys palace of Love."

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son. The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!"

"auchenhowie school of psychopathy"

"The Airdrieonian Museum Of Football History"

"Are there any young boys out there?"

"Daphne Broon's up the Stoorie Brae at the minute giving blowies for a tenner."

"mabawza richie, after yon great African blokey. xx"

"I think we should call it the House of Wee Jaimie ness,the next Pele/Maradonna/Best etc etc."