Re-name The Rangers training complex at Auchenhowie

"I'm furious at this at the minute."

"For every 5 they spend will not pay 10 tax. The cash my fathers owed."

"I can see a conspiracy here. I'll post some youtube vids to prove you all wrong!!"

"I advocate the use of firearms at Sellik park, I hate my life and I'm a bitter coont."

"I support this petition"

"Greeting from a new century, Stereo was right about global warming, my baws are oan fire here"

"I support this petition"

"Training complex, you say? I thought it was a retirement home for the elderly and infirm."

"A just seen John Inman trying to set up a tick account for fatso McCoist. That coont can flip burgers with just a stare"

"tell nae chunt Bro - Diginified Silence Dome"

"Ally uses my grey pubes to floss."

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"I fukced a horse once. Then it fukced me. I've got an ars like a bin bag caught in the wind."

"The Skinto and Forever In His Shadow Academy"

"The your sister is your mother, your father is your brother Academy of Incest."

"The Alexander Aitkenhead Home for young Manchester Polis Dogs."

"Trotter Independant Tax Dodgers Training Complex."

"I hate anyone who even looks at a nun, be warned or I'll boot you off my site."

"Someone stop sending me these meatfeast pizzas ffs! Wes is getting fatter by the frikin minute!!"

"The Bill Struth Budgie Cage for Huntards"

"I see Tommy's lurking. Tommy, me, you, a hoose full of uglies and a fruitbowl with keys. How's about it, mucker?"

"Hullo Jock, Howz the Glasgow Rainjurz?"

"It should be renamed Martin Bain Park."

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