Tony Blair for President

"I personally would work hard on Mr. Blair's behalf to become U.S. President!"

"ouch Tony, slighty harsh there. The US did need some coaxing into the war. British Ships/aircraft were being made in the states b4 US entered. Also theres always the rumour that Churchill had intelligence about pearl harbour but purposely held it back jus"

"You can have him! He's always wanted to be a president - we'd be very grateful if you appropriated him. Can we have Cameron Diaz in exchange?"

"We were told that Saddam possessed weapons of mass destruction even though just a few years earlier Colin Powell had admitted that there were none and Iraq was not a threat and the weapons inspectors wanted more time. It now turns out that Bush had plans "

"blair would be agreat president"

"Thank you in your co-operation in laying bear the ignorance and hatred of the American spirit. Behind all that cheesy, melo-dramatic and camp America is revealed a sick and pathetic rootless nation. Formally of peasant and criminal origin, what are you pe"

"Some of the here are quite puerile, but there is a serious side to this. Mr Blair is very good at duping people who do not know what he is really like as PM. He even duped his own party over the WMD issue. He has made promises on health, education, and c"

"very good declaration to combat terrorism ."

"eloquence, integrity, decisiveness, forward thinking - if the Brits don't want him, I'll take him."

"It's not my bag baby. Just eat yours, like I said."

"Go for it Tony and when you get there you could make the UK the 54th state (after France of course)"

"I will not be drawn into abusing Christians and Jews, as my own mother is a Catholic. We live in harmony within our family. A catholic mother and three Muslim sons, one of whom is married to a French Jew. Our kids will have the write to choose between all"

"Thank you, Mr. Blair, for your service to the world"

"AS LONG AS THE US ARE PAYING THE BILL TO KEEP THE UN HERE; WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO TRADE THEM IN! WHO DO YOU THINK SET UP THE UN IN THE FIRST PLACE!!? IT WAS ROOSEVELT WHO PUT THEM HERE!"

"The Jews can be fanatical as well as Muslims and Christians for that matter (of which America is guilty). I don't believe in God and believe that Religion is a cancer we can all do without. It gives false hope and stiffles development, how can living by r"