Tony Blair for President

"Provided making Blair president of the US would mean I see less of the nauseating lackwit I'm all for it. Couldn't we just make him mayor of Little Rock or something?"

"Please god take him away and let him lie to Americans instead of us. the man has perfected the art of changing history to agree with him today, 1984 is happening to us now!! please god somebody stop him, before he is BIG BROTHER and president for life!!!!"

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"Tony, I thinks you could do a better job den me, even if yorr tek-nik-lee not abel to run under Yoo Ess law! Thanks fer all yore help!"

"Tony Baloney, whatever you do, just don't get stuck on a plane with any terrorists on it. Heed all the security warnings in Britain. Because if you were confronted with those Muslim terrorists, then it'll shatter your demented delusions about them. In fac"

"When Britian reneged with the silent consent of the other nations of the World - on its own mandate obligations by banning Jewish immigration, Lloyd George, the Prime Minister of Great Britain went on national radio to call the British 1939 White paper, ""

"Can you believe his front. That wanker Blair is going to a memorial service in honour of British service men killed in Iraq as St Pauls Catherdral today. What an aggrogant piece of sh#t. Does'nt he realise he was responsible for their deaths. He killed th"

"Thank you for your help"

"Fine. It's about time we got rid of the "loony right" in this country, and the USA is as good a pit as anywhere to shovel them all into. Blair has become our most famous "New Conservative" and is even more scary than Thatcher! Why not take the rest of the"

"The Droll Troll wonders if she is to get 72 male virgins and can she specify her preference of endowment. This might be embarrassing for the husband when he meets her in Paradise and takes up his duties again. But Allah would never be so cruel to the fait"

"Bush needs replacement, but Bush-bashers are unfit"

"Tony Blair would be a great president I love the way he talks so intellengently.He is a very smart man he would be great he's got m vote!"

"Someone said earlier that Tony should be the next EU President. How could he be the next EU President if there is not one at the moment nor has there ever been. Tony is 50 soon. Glad to have cleard those up. Tally-Ho!"

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"Why not? He's clearly more appreciated over there than he is here in the UK. Might need a bit of constitutional reform, though."

"Please take him..and place a DNR on him when someone tries to assasinate him (Let us see him spin out of that one!)"

"You needed to speak out when the holacaust was happening, not drinking expressos with the fascists and nazis at the Vatican. Your priests should been informed not to go to the small market town of Pretzen and deterring good-Christians from buying from Jew"

"Honest, Informed, Articulate, with Integrity. In the UK, all things we expect as a minimum in a politician. He betrayed us, take him."

"NO NO Let's keep him! When I return to lead the Tories, I want to personally dispose of 'im."

"hes thick"

"Tibet is an integral part of China, Yankees hands off, otherwise no more Christmas bunny-wunny, come any closer and the bunny gets it."

"EXCELLENT CANDIDATE FOR THE JOB.bRITAIN CAN AFFORD TO LOSE HIM"