Tony Blair for President

"Dear Eddie, just returned from a week in Greece, home of democracy. You must be truly stupid to assume that I, Tony Baloney am the only well-spoken englishman commenting on this petition, we are many in number and a grand bigger in brain-power then you re"

"Anyone seen Fahrenheit 9/11 yet? I am wondering if it's worth going to see."

"To #3273. Are you sure you're not becoming paranoid? An American who says something against Bush's policies is suddenly a "real extremist", "a communist", someone who wants to "bring back the evil Soviet Union"? What's happened to freedom of speech? If yo"

"You can have him on one condition: you don't send him back. Just watch out for his lips moving, as that means he's lying."

"Unlike Fox News, Aljazeera really do give you both sides and let you decide: http://www.aljazeera.com/cgi%2Dbin/whos%5Flying/a14.asp"

"I'm all for my Tony becoming your President. I've always wanted to live in the states but I will have to persuade Tony to leave that nasty Mr Campbell behind."

"Just like to wish you Yanks all the best for the new year. Hope you don't start another war this year. Good luck to the 60% of you Yanks who are obese, hope your new years resolution is fulfilled and you lose weight? Will you be voting for that baffoon ag"

"How about a world without Arabs, Jews, Germans and Japanese. I wonder what that would be like"

"Look Tony I'm very concerned by your . You are saying that you have murdered innocent Iraqis. You can't admit to that! Look I'm the father of a drug dealer and the brother of a sex offender (who preys on very young girls) and a bit of a hell raiser myself"

"Antony Blair shall become the most powerful leader of the world, not as the President of the USA but as the first President of the European Union. Is it not time for the USA to install a NATIVE AMERICAN (ie of the orignal variety eg SIOUX or CHEROKEE) or "

"For the most part, Jews made good use of the enterprise ventures the stable Roman Empire offered around The Med. and Jews followed business pursuits in most of the Roman empire just as their northern neighbours the Phonetians did. You mentioned that large"

"Tony Blair has made my country great again"

"How f ucking carless do you have to be to shoot a child every other day?"

"IS THIS WASTE OF WEB SPACE STILL GOING ON."

"To #2965. Yes, and it's funny how the fact that Iraq had refused to sell any oil to the USA and the UK since the first war with them in 1991 and they were the ones who decided to invade. Now look who's got their hands on the dirty oil. The USA! It was the"

"I HEREBY DECLARE THE TREATY GRANTING INDEPENDENCE TO THE UNION OF AMERICAN STATES NULL & VOID. WE THE BRITISH DEEM THE AMERICANS (FORIEGN BRITS ) INCAPABLE OF GOVERNING THEMSELVES & VOID OF ANY DIPLOMATIC CAPACITIES AND SURPISING LACK OF STATESMAN"

"Since the Brits treat their real enemies with total respect and their closest allies like dirt---I say we openly call for the destrustion of the UK---we would have their INSTANT RESPECT!!!!"

"you the man keep it up baby"

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"You said "He believed in the warped religion of Islam". What makes you think that??"

"Further proof that the British have good taste and standards is highlighted by the mere fact that we elected Blair and now you hold him in high esteem. You wish to be represented by a man shaped and produced by the Great British society and institutions. "

"What I meant was the Palestinians in the refugee camps."