A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley
We demand that twice nightly Richard Whiteley, the king of daytime television, receive a knighthood.This man is a jewel in the crown of British culture. His contribution to the world of fashion over t... continue reading »
"He may also be used to officially open the Olympics, or perhaps the Para(normal)lympics."
"thank u for brightening my day richard , god bless u"
"Nobel Peace Prize LOL (Also winning a war doesn't allow you to change actual facts. Not that you'd win, you massive git.)"
"Poor Richard Whiteley will become Wretched Whiteley if he's not knighted soon."
"arise Sir twice nightly whitely"
"We may have advanced here on Earth, but upstairs God still has the death penalty as a punishment for unhealthy fat people and unfortunately Richard was executed."
"I remember when Richard joined the IRA for a bit in the early 80s. He'd say to Carol like it was a tic: "I'm in the IRA. I'm in the IRA." She'd just laugh nervously and he'd do a fake machine gun noise at her. It was all good clean fun."
"Imagine a job where you get paid in Knighthoods rather than monies. For example, instead of earning 40,000 a year, you might earn six Knighthoods. But would it be six though? What is the conversion rate?"
"now it would have to be postumous which is so sad......"
"Irreplaceable Legend"
"You may submit an application by seeing www.cabinet-office.gov.uk."
"He invented Carol Vorderman"
"This is how to pronounce my name though."
"Hi, Susan Nigel here from post 255. I remember when I could remember that Richard Whiteley once conducted an entire show in Morse Code. However, I can no longer remember this, and have to rely on my memory of my memory. It makes me very sad. I keep wonder"
"Could some PLEASE remove those disgusting , Richard Rest In Peace, you were a Great Man, Phil"
"RIP"
"Re: Scott's message - white knights go to Heaven and black knights go to Hell. He wasn't a knight, but he nearly was, so it might be worth finding out his preference for black or white in a game of chess. He was white in real life though, if that helps."
"We've been asking for Richard Whiteley to get a Knighthood for years. What did you expect would happen? We'd be quite happy to repair all the damage. But you know what you have to do first!"
"I actually saw Richard go into battle on horseback. He was a knight - by definition. It doesn't matter that his steed had its head severed and later used as a lunchbox. Win or lose, a fighter on a horse is a Knight, and Richard Whiteley was one of those."
