A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley

"It's pretty straightforward: give him a Knighthood or I'll be annoyed."

"Isaac, he actually won the bet but they infected him with the death-pneumonia anyway. They covered it up with flannels."

"You must care about your future and for that reason you must do something about this evil. See http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs1/petition.html and take the time to read all . Your future depends on it. It is all related. 10, 000 people have signed this "

"I remember sitting in the audience when Richard announced the scores as 60 to the champ and 37 to the chump. The challenger (or chump) got out of his seat and punched Richard clean in the face. Both are now dead. Interesting story."

"I am a serious businessman. That is why I harnassed the success of Big Brother to generate employees using a very efficient system. I will never sell out but that is because no-one will ever buy an Amstrad again. Richard Whiteley? Knight him!"

"Seriously, if anyone else pretends to be me on this petition I will make them regret it, so just stop."

"Once I saw Richard fall over and bounce straight up again while crossing a busy road. He always said that whatever happened to him, being fat lengthened his life. But it also lengthened his odds of getting a Knighthood as he would have got one in 2003 but"

"There was a man from countdown, who always never wears a frown, His sartorial style, his wit and guile, puts him in front by a mile."

"Bags."

"I have a little bit of a chu[n]ckle to myself when I think of Richard Whiteley. He should be Knighted, for sure."

"as I have put on my late wife's gravestone(Sat 15th Nov 2003) Unique, Irreplaceable."

"Keep it on topic guys. Some of you haven't even mentioned Richard Whiteley in your . (Please give Richard Whiteley a Knighthood.)"

"I was Knighted. But it can be a double-edged sword. Which makes it much easier to fight on a horse! Imagine taking a swing at someone, only to find you've hit them with a non-existent edge!"

"Bogs"

"I don't mean to pour cold water on this petition but Richard died a few years ago from pneumonia which was probably as a result of having cold water poured on him."

"Posthumous......so well- deserved...... will be greatly missed."

"I'm sorry I only found this after his death. Rest in peace, God wanted him."

"Richard Whiteley is God"

"I am a jockey of insect larvae. I realise that there is no complementarity here - I stand alone, for better or for worse. (Please enknight Richard.)"

"Whatever, (J)impostor."

"Give it a rest, guys. This stopped being funny about 200 posts ago. It's distracting me from my swimming."

"Sadly Posthumous"

"David, you may think that having the same surname as me entitles you to try and intimidate me and after a brief checkup on the North Hampton by-laws I have found this to be correct. I will face you in battle, but am a bit busy next week so will have to wa"