A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley

"I suggest giving a Knighthood to "Bones"."

"I think that Richard Whiteley should get a Kinghthood. Only Joking! Do you get it? (My comic genius is wasted here.)"

"Queen Elizabeth mark II, you have 16 seconds to award Richard Whiteley a Knighthood, starting from....... now! Otherwise I will force you to resign."

"Isn't this all due to a misunderstanding? I'm sure it was Richard Madeley what died - Richard Whiteley could come back if people would realise this!"

"Oh, let's dance the Knighthood-for-Richard-Whiteley dance. Let's dance this dance one final time tonight."

"my uni days would not have been the same without him"

"Do it"

"Apologies, Sober Sarah - I think I was confusing you with someone else. But please don't proceed with the litigation."

"When will this petition be sent to the Queen for processing, just out of interest? Presumably there's a strict timetable in operation here."

"RICHARD WIHETLY NEED A KNIGHTHOOD HE DID GOOOD FOR US ON THE TELEVESINO AND HE DREVERSE BETTER THAN THIS SHTYTY DEAL YUO HAVE GIVEN HIM PLEASE GIVE HI A POSTHUMOS KNIGHTHOOD A NED WE CAN ALL REST EASY YOU HEARTTLESS BASTARADS"

"Is this a joke? What's a Knighthood? Is it like a Kdayhood but in the dark? Either way Richard ain't getting one. He was replaced for being a dead'un. Idiots."

"Maybe I will, maybe I won't. Maybe I kill, maybe I kon't."

"I have won several ninja tournaments from my own home, by watching and declaring to myself what moves I would have done had I been there. I am unbeaten as it happens."

"Dire warning! Bad pun imminent"

"Countdown rulez"

"Something like Richard Whiteley to get a Knighthood, hmm?"

"Richard Whiteley, I pronounce you husband and wife."

"Would be well deserved"

"The man wass a true British legend and gentleman."

"I remember when Richard presented the show and was also the dictionary corner guest. They obviously had to do it in several takes, but it was really cool that he was talking to himself and in different clothes! And at one point he told himself not to be s"

"Perhaps he can still win this Knighthood - "thood for short" - if only he weren't dead. Pagga"

"I remember the time when a contestant thought she could use powers in the numbers games. Richard was not happy. "Have you not read the rules, you stupid woman? This is ridiculous. You are just making a mockery of the whole show. Right, I'm going to make y"