A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley

"The Jury's out!"

"the man was and is a ledged. long live his memory"

"KNIGHT HIM!!"

"Richard Whiteley for President"

"David Cameron has been heard saying that he will do everything in his power to make sure that Richard Whiteley is Knighted, even if it means a change in the law. Obviously changes in the law can have knock-on effects, so it could result in the legalisatio"

"I would request that Richard Whiteley should be offered more respect than to be offered a Knighthood as a deadman. If anything it will encourage further deaths, further murders and possibly even rapes and burglaries."

"I am outraged at these poor attempts at 'humour' at the expense of a dead man. Richard would turn over in his gave if he knew that he was being used for such mockery of internet petitions whilst he was dead. He cannot know this of course, but that makes i"

"Richard Whiteley is a legend and could any one reading this sign the keep ri:se on t.v petition at http://www.petitiononline.com/keeprise/petition.html"

"It is already too late. He had pneumonia for too long and became an old moanier. The he died."

"Our kind of people."

"Leave it out, I ain't never done nuffik right. I did once shag that Elvira bird but that was for a bet, cor blimey christ on a bike stone the crows apples an pears me ol china faced gits."

"Hero"

"a legend...get well soon richard"

"RIP Richard Whiteley. A man of true distinction"

"I tremble every time I watch the genius of Richard on 'Countdown'."

"And I'm the other half (of the mother and father of Sarah Gull)"

"I always laugh when people say they beat the contestants playing at home. Yeah, well I won the last three World Cups from my lounge! Prove that I didn't!"

"A sad, sad day. Rest in Peace Richard."

"You must become the change you seek, so if anyone wants to dig up Richard and see how he's getting on, please post your findings here. All this petition signing is a waste of space, for the Buddhist equivalent of God's sake."

"Bow down to the great one"

"I composed a top ten of potential knighthoods for this year's honours list, and was astounded to find Richard Whiteley wasn't among them. What's going on?"

"5 consonants and 2 vowels please carol"

"Nothing to say? Imagine being named after something as rubbish as water. As a bird I just poo on you all day."